Adult Raisins & Lux: THE INTERVIEW


A tiny Sun-Maid raisins box in a hand, next to a hand with "I heart LUX" written on it

(Questions wanted!)

I recently dipped my toe into the ancient Facebook account for this site to let folks know it was up and working again. I was overwhelmed and touched by the response, especially by how many people asked how my kids, Raisins and Lux, were doing.

How they are doing is they’re grown-ass adults in their 20s! It’s shocking and horrifying. But the good news is they turned out alright and I like them fine!

I thought it might be fun to check in with them here. I’ll be interviewing them about life and what they remember about posts on The Sneeze. Jokes from the Booster Seat, Raisins for Christmas, the Mystery of the Face on the Buttocks — ALL OF IT.

And you are invited to ask them questions! I am (nervously) opening the comment board like the old days!! In a world of bots, and spam and mean people I may shut it down, but I hope I don’t have to. It’ll be open for a few days, so have at it.

The comment board is now OPEN.

  1. Steve from The Sneeze

    Raisins, what is the earliest raisins gift you actually remember opening?

  2. Caroline

    Have either Raisins or Lux gone on to do stand up comedy following the early success of Jokes from the Booster Seat? How has their Dad’s adventurous palate series shaped their relationship with food? Love it, hate it, gone on to be world renown chefs? When did you first realize that your Dad was a rockstar on the internet? Thank you for the laughs and fun over the years! 🙂

  3. Gary

    In what ways, including Not Safe For Work, has your psyche been damaged due to exposure to The Sneeze parenting? Also, thank you for the laughs.

  4. Christoph

    What is the most expensive thing you’ve ever thrown away?

  5. Ninja

    So happy to have seen you return! What’s the next Don’t Eat It?