Hello! I started this site exactly 4 million years ago in 2003. It was broken for a long time, but it’s fixed up and I’ll be adding my favorite posts along with some new stuff. (Do people even read blogs anymore? Maybe we can make it cool again — like listening to vinyl or saying “hubba hubba” to hot people.) Thanks for stopping by!
— Your old pal, Steve from The Sneeze
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The Whole Damn Sneeze Archive – Every Single Old Post!
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Freaky Franks!
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Brand New Stuff Lives Here!
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Best of The Sneeze!
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Let’s Give My Kid Raisin Pie For Christmas
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Jokes from the Booster Seat is BACK!
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Barbie as Rapunzel
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The Man Behind the FedEx Logo
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None Pizza with Left Beef
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Do Gorillas Snore?
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All Hail the Honey Thing
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Elves Got Skillz
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Before He Was Boo-Buried
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A Rat, a Cat and the Problem with Mondays
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How to Draw a Face
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Steve, Don’t Eat It!
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22 Years of Giving My Son Raisins For Christmas
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ME BIGFOOT!
