Hello! I started this site exactly 4 million years ago in 2003. It was broken for a long time, but it’s fixed up and I’ll be adding my favorite posts along with some new stuff. (Do people even read blogs anymore? Maybe we can make it cool again — like listening to vinyl or saying “hubba hubba” to hot people.) Thanks for stopping by!
— Your old pal, Steve from The Sneeze
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The Archive of Old Posts!
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Freaky Franks! – JUST ADDED!
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None Pizza with Left Beef
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Let’s Give My Kid Raisin Pie For Christmas – NEW!
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Do Gorillas Snore? – ACTUALLY NEW!
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All Hail the Honey Thing – ADDED TO THE ARCHIVE!
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Elves Got Skillz – ADDED TO THE ARCHIVE!
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Barbie as Rapunzel – JUST ADDED!
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The Man Behind the FedEx Logo – JUST ADDED!
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Musical History: FOUND! – ADDED TO THE ARCHIVE!
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A Rat, a Cat and the Problem with Mondays
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You Can’t Spell Treat Without Teat
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How to Draw a Face
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Steve, Don’t Eat It!
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22 Years of Giving My Son Raisins For Christmas
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ME BIGFOOT!
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Before He Was Boo-Buried
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The Wild World of None Pizza w/ Left Beef Gear
