Hello!
I started this site exactly 4 million years ago in 2003. It was broken for a long time, but it’s fixed up and I’ll be adding some of my favorite posts along with some new stuff. (Do people even read blogs anymore? Maybe we can make it cool again — like listening to vinyl or saying “hubba hubba” to hot people.) Thanks for stopping by!
— Your old pal, Steve from The Sneeze
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NEW! – Do Gorillas Snore?
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None Pizza with Left Beef
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Barbie as Rapunzel – JUST ADDED!
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The Man Behind the FedEx Logo – JUST ADDED!
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UPDATED – The Sneeze Archives
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A Rat, a Cat and the Problem with Mondays
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You Can’t Spell Treat Without Teat
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Raisins for Christmas – THE SONG
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Steve, Don’t Eat It!
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How to Draw a Face
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ME BIGFOOT!
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All Raisins For Christmas
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Before He Was Boo-Buried
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The Wild World of None Pizza w/ Left Beef Gear
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Musical History: FOUND! – JUST ADDED!
