Hello! I started this site exactly 4 million years ago in 2003. It was broken for a long time, but it’s fixed up and I’ll be adding some new stuff. (Do people even read blogs anymore? Maybe we can make it cool again — like listening to vinyl or saying “hubba hubba” to hot people.) Thanks for stopping by!
— Your old pal, Steve from The Sneeze
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The Whole Damn Sneeze Archive – Every Single Old Post!
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Steve, Don’t Eat It!
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Brand New Stuff Lives Here!
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None Pizza with Left Beef
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Best of The Sneeze!
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Freaky Franks!
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Jokes from the Booster Seat is BACK!
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Let’s Give My Kid Raisin Pie For Christmas
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Do Gorillas Snore?
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Before He Was Boo-Buried
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All Hail the Honey Thing
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A Rat, a Cat and the Problem with Mondays
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How to Draw a Face
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Elves Got Skillz
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22 Years of Giving My Son Raisins For Christmas
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ME BIGFOOT!
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Barbie as Rapunzel
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The Man Behind the FedEx Logo
