WickedJoyful.com makes some incredible action figures of things you wouldn’t expect to be action figures. A sad pizza I ordered 18 years ago that my wife ate before I even could get a bite would fall into that category.

I’m honored for None Pizza with Left Beef to be part of their fine pantheon of offerings!

It comes complete in a cool package including a little Easer egg in the price tag with a nod to the date of the original post. Get yourself one right here! It’ll make the perfect stocking stuffer. Almost as good as a shitty box of raisins!

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While we’re here, we need to chat about some of the fun None Pizza Left Beef collectibles and swag I’ve come across in my internet travels…

Mia made this unbelievable NPLB costume! Really nice beef pellet placement, Mia. I am blown away.

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Kristen over at KWatrous Ceramics made this beautiful mug! It’s perfect for holding coffee, tea or none pizza toppings. Kristen generously made a brand new one for me which I smugly sip out of.

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Gemma of EverGemma on Etsy made this cross-stitch pattern. When I tried to buy one she was kind enough to actually do the cross-stitching for me. I don’t know anything about cross-stitch, I’m going to assume it took her 9 years to complete it. Thanks Gemma for your decade of hard work!

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I love the weird knock-off vibes of this!!! I would absolutely wear this on a t-shirt.

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Here’s a fashionable tote bag you could wear around the mall or the insane asylum.

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A few more cute Etsy finds. I can never remember which anniversary is meme jewlery.

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I also don’t remember where I saw this — but I guarantee you, these two models have no idea what is going on or what they were wearing. It’s possible someone there explained it and I would wager they stared blankly in confusion.

Like this guy.

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