Here’s a fresh batch of obnoxious kid rhymes from Autralia, The Soviet Union and Rio. Thanks again to everyone for your submissions!

SOVIET UNION

Pervoye maya, pervoye maya,
kuritsa hromaya
a petuh kosoy
podavilsya kolbasoy

English Translation

First of May, first of May
a lame hen
and a crossed-eyed rooster
choked on a sausage

Sent by: eisje

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AUSTRALIA

Boys are strong,
like King Kong!

Girls are weak,
chuck ’em in the creek!

(This can also be reversed, for sexual equality.)

Sent by Petra

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RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL

Silêncio no tribunal!
Tira as calças do general!

English translation:

Silence in the court!
Take off the general’s pants!

Sent by: rrocha

Do you have a great obnoxious kid rhyme from outside the U.S.?
Send it here for the next update!
Just be sure to include:
1) The rhyme’s originating country
2) The rhyme in the original language
3) The direct english translation

See all the rhymes here.

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